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Take two of these and call me in the morning
Me [talking about two friends]: So this year they will have been married eight years! John: Wow! Me: Guess that means they made it past the seven year itch. John: What? Me: You haven't heard about that? John: I thought it was a disease. ::silence:: John: ... |
Jun 9, 2008 |
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A flux capacitor?
I am truly a child of the '80s. Whenever John talks to me about capacitors of any kind, I interrupt with a Back to the Future reference. It usually goes something like this: John: So if I could hook it up to a capacitor... Me: A flux capacitor? John: ... |
Jun 6, 2008 |
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All the world's a classroom
Me: Is Amy Winehouse not the ugliest woman in the world? John: I don't know who she is. Me: Well, she's a singer... [shows him a picture] John: OH MY GOD! [recoils in shock] |
May 16, 2008 |
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Food to make alligators big and strong
I woke up the other night with a start. John was still awake. Me: "I had a dream... well... I think it was a dream." John: "Okay..." Me: "I dreamt that I left out a bunch of food. Food that makes alligators big and strong." John: "... ..." Me: "And a ... |
May 2, 2008 |
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Wait, were you joking?
John: We should take the Game Cube with us to New York! Me: That's a GREAT idea! John: ... ..... Me: Wait, were you joking? John: Uh, yeah. |
Mar 12, 2008 |
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Pants and their bandwagons
John [shopping online]: Maybe I should just get on the bandwagon and buy some convertible pants. Me: There's a bandwagon for convertible pants? John: Oh, sure. Me: ... ... John: No? [beat] Is it the band or the wagon you're opposed to? |
Feb 28, 2008 |