NaBloPoMo: Are you calling me fat?

My friend Sally and I have this joke that revolves around one of us saying, "Are you calling me fat"? It's completely stupid, but it puts us into hysterics each and every time. The conversations that end in "are you calling me fat" are usually completely nonsensical. Like such:

Emily: Gosh, it's really hot outside!
Sally: Really? I don't think it's that warm.
Emily: Are you calling me fat?

OR

Sally: I really liked the flowers you sent me the other day.
Emily: That wasn't me.
Sally: Are you calling me fat?!?

It's a great joke, and I highly recommend you take it for a spin sometime. Although, I have to warn you not to use it on people you do not know, or people whom you only know in a professional setting; it has to be with a friend. You don't want to spring this one on an unsuspecting stranger, or on your uptight boss.