It's like getting a Dear John letter. Only not.
Dear Professor,
I'm sorry I didn't email you sooner. I had an injury/accident/financial crisis/stint in jail/pole-dancing gig/whatnot that prevented me from coming to class the other day. I'm really, really, really sorry I wasn't able to come to class. I'm sure you understand that it Wasn't My Fault (TM). Anyway, I was wondering if you could tell me what I missed? Also, could you tell me if there's anything important I need to know for the upcoming exam/paper/quiz? Thank you!
Sincerely, Your Student
Posted on October 8, 2008 5:12:42 PM EDT
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