Smartypants

I think there's a part of my brain that just likes to mess with the rest of me. That part of my brain routinely whispers the question, "Are you wearing pants?" Really, you'd laugh at how often this happens to me. Just today, I was walking into a meeting and all of a sudden I panicked and wondered if I was wearing any pants. I actually looked down, just to make sure. (Yes, I was. Phew!) I can't be certain, but I'm about 90% sure that this tricksy part of my brain is the same culprit that makes me wonder if I've worn slippers in public during the winter. I can't tell you how many times I've been on my way up to campus when, out of nowhere, I gasp as it occurs to me that I might be wearing slippers instead of shoes. I can't help but wonder what my brain has in store for me tomorrow.