Use the pool if yous wants

Crazy Old Neighbor's house went on the market on Sunday and had three offers by Monday afternoon. (How that happens in this kind of market, in this kind of economy, is baffling to me.) The new homeowner came over yesterday to introduce himself and make small talk. He was wearing a beige tracksuit (unbuttoned to reveal the top third of his chest), sported enormous sunglasses, and said to John "you ever got a problem, you call me-- 'cause I'm good at that stuff." I can't be certain, but I think he's actually Elliott Gould as Reuben Tishkoff from the Ocean's movies: