January and February Birthdays

An open apology to all of you with January or February birthdays: I suck. It's funny because I'm so good at getting Christmas presents! They're carefully chosen, neatly wrapped, and-- most importantly-- on time. But after Christmas... game over, man. We've got eight birthdays to take care of between the beginning of January and the end of February and I can't honestly say that any of those birthday presents have ever been purchased and shipped in a timely manner. I've got three presents sitting in front of me right now, ranging from 1 day to three weeks late. None are even wrapped. So, many humble apologies to those of you with January and February birthdays. March birthdays, heads up. It's not looking good.