The Scornful Red Envelope

We've had a Netflix subscription for about a two and a half years now. And in that time we've rented only 43 movies (not all of which we watched before returning them) and slowly downgraded our membership plan, finally arriving at their smallest possible plan (1-at-a-time, 2 a month). And honestly I wonder if it's worth it, even at the smallest plan. We've had "March of the Penguins" out since November. Srsly. It fell behind the tv when we were on Christmas vacation and we haven't even bothered to fish it out. At this point, we could have bought our own copy of "March of the Penguins." I'm actually sort of thankful that it fell behind the tv because every time I looked at it I felt it staring back at me, pouting scornfully. Hell, it may have thrown itself behind the tv for all I know, unable to cope with our rejection. Hopefully Luke's tennis balls are keeping it company.