Utili-TAY

One of the gifts I gave to John for Christmas was a temperature-variable electric kettle. He's really gotten a lot of use out of it already, but by far the most enjoyment we've had has come from the brand name: Utili-Tea. We say it over and over, deftly executing Cartman-like inflection. "Utili-tay." "Utili-tay." And, my personal favorite, "Utili-TAY!" I know, right? Adventures in dorkdom. It's how we roll.