Tough crowd
Setting: John and I were playing a Nintendo game and John's character was trying to fish, except that the fish weren't biting.
Me: Hey, John-- the fish are being coy!
John: *groan*
Setting: At the Kansas City airport, John was busy hefting our many bags around.
Me: Hey, John-- you've got lots of baggage!
John: *groan*
Thank you, everyone, I'll be here all week! Be sure to tip your waitresses.



