NaBloPoMo: I would not make a good Australian

Why, you ask? Because of their current drought, Australia's government mandates that its citizens take four-minute showers. Four minutes. That's damn near impossible for me. They might as well say, "Emily, we're giving you four minutes to lay a golden egg." If I were an Australian, I'd look into whether or not it was acceptable to save up, say, two days' worth of four-minute showers. Then on the third day, presumably, one could take a twelve-minute shower. I'm all about the good ideas.