That's the problem with living on the east coast
Jon Stewart doesn't come on until 11:00. How can I be expected to teach the next day (let alone make it to an early meeting) when I have to stay up until midnight every night watching the Stewart/Colbert hour? Clearly I need to move to the west coast, where you can drink a beer at 4:00 and watch Monday Night Football. If football is on at 4, then surely The Daily Show is on at 8. Right? Right?
Right. Portland, here I come!




