My biggest fear

In truth, I have many fears. I have a desperate fear of taxidermied animals. I also have a fear of statues and oversized paintings and murals. But my biggest fear, the mother of all fears, is that I will wind up living in a trailer park. (And by saying that, I mean no offense to people who live in trailer parks.) This one is bigger than my fear of being murdered, or even my fear that George Bush will somehow figure out how to be elected to a third term in office. John claims it's a ridiculous fear, since anyone who can afford to rent a trailer can afford to rent an apartment. I maintain he's wrong.