They're building an IKEA... in Orlando. In ORLANDO!!!! I can barely contain myself. It's supposed to be finished this fall. My love affair with IKEA is fairly well-documented, but I've only set foot in an actual store once, in Emeryville. I need not even say this, but it was fabulous. However, we were on a really tight schedule and needless to say, one should not be on a really tight schedule when trying to make it all the way through an IKEA. I still kick myself for not getting those cabinet knobs.... But in any case, now that one is being built in Orlando, I will have the chance to redeem myself.

If you have the time and the patience, I defy you to find an actor or actress who has a Kevin Bacon number higher than three at the University of Virginia's Oracle of Bacon.