I passed my qualifying exams!!!

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think that the Girl Scouts of America may be tied up in international drug trafficking. I don't have any solid "evidence," per se, though I do suspect that their cookies have crack in them. How else could they be so addictive? They may not have trans fat in them anymore, but I think the crack content has gone up. I'm guessing that, within a few years, we'll see the GSA come up with a badge in drug trafficking. It's a genius plan-- who would ever suspect a little girl with pig tails, all dressed in green?