My right brain is annoying the bejesus out of my left brain

For the last several days, I've had the misfortune of having "Jingle Bell Rock" running through my head. If I'm doing something mundane, it doesn't really bother me, but when I sit down to concentrate, say on nineteenth-century adoption law, it's damn near impossible. Instead of hearing my own thoughts, I hear, "Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet, jingle around the clock...". Having endured this long enough, I'm now taking drastic action. I'm trying to expel the wretched song from my head by listening to "I Will Survive" over and over again on my iPod. So far Gloria Gaynor hasn't made enough of an impact; when I paused her just a moment ago, that damn horse was still jingling around the clock. Somehow, though, I will survive. I've got all my life to live...