Drunken salesman

John and I test drove a Saturn Vue yesterday afternoon and in the course of events, we realized that the salesman assisting us was drunk. I kid you not. He was slurring his words, he was sweating profusely, he was crimson red, and he was really disoriented. He made more references to drinking in a 30 minute period than I cared to count. And I think there was a reference to midgets somewhere in there. It was amazing! As we were leaving the building, he said, "Oooh! It's happy hour!"