The Humane Society

If you ask me, the Humane Society of the United States has entirely too much money. Obviously they have so much excess cash laying around, probably in large laundry sacks, that they simply don't know what do with it all. So they spend it on things for donors and potential donors: personalized calculators, reading glasses (with personalized carrying cases), and more personalized notepads and address labels than I care to count. If they have enough money to spend on worthless crap, why do they keep sending me letters begging for money?