Don't run with scissors, don't play with matches, don't stab your husband with a sword
As any married person will know, marriage is all about compromise, give and take, learning to find a balance. Apparently one woman in China is finding that out the hard way. From Reuters:
"A Chinese woman has been charged with accidentally killing her husband with a sword after he refused to make her dinner, the Shanghai Daily said on Tuesday. Police said Tang Xiaowan, 25, who has been practicing swordsmanship since she was young, had often forced her husband of three years at swordpoint to carry out her demands. On March 3, her husband, Li Weidong, refused to cook dinner because he was late for work. Police said Tang picked up her sword and put it on Li's chest and promptly slipped, stabbing Li by mistake. Li died in hospital from loss of blood. Tang was arrested Monday and charged with manslaughter."
See? Now you can't go forcing your husband at swordpoint to do your bidding because you run the risk of killing him. That might seem obvious, but sometimes one needs to state the obvious.