This is what I wanted MY baby's birth announcement to say!

Yeah, I've had the wording written as long as I can remember. Woody Harrelson just beat me to the punch, that's all! In a statement announcing the birth of his latest child, Harrelson said, "In this crazy patriarchal world we live in, we are doing our part to balance the energy. We are proud to announce the completion of our goddess trilogy with the birth of our third daughter, Makani Ravello, born on June 3rd." Whatever happened to a cute photo next to the kid's name and a request for cash?