What will they think of next?
KFC is running ads for their new "bowls": mashed potatoes on the bottom, topped with corn, fried chicken, gravy, and cheese. And then you're supposed to eat it. Whose idea was this?
Posted on May 23, 2006 5:09:46 PM EDT
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Dog "walk"
I think the word "dog walk" is a bit of a misnomer. When Luke and I go out in the mornings, it's not so much a "dog walk" as it is an "Emily pull." There's a subtle but key difference.
Posted on May 23, 2006 8:10:02 AM EDT
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Things that you learn by watching VH1
Paris Hilton has big feet. They're huge. So gargantuan are they, in fact, that her handlers have had to teach her how to minimize their appearance by standing only in certain positions. Apparently you'll never see her two feet together (ba dum bum) because that would simply draw too much attention to the fact that they deserve their own zip code.
There's something mildly comforting in all this, but I'm not sure what.
Posted on May 23, 2006 2:03:32 AM EDT
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