"I'm sorry, I was expecting Shadayim"

There are a lot of a few things that I like to think that I'm fairly good at. One is keeping myself informed of current events. This involves, at minimum, a quick scan of news headlines on a select list of reputable newspapers that are accessible online as well as news blogs. Having just finished reading an op-ed, I'm happy to pass along this sage wisdom: "In closing, I would like to point out that if President Bush spent even half his time taking naked pictures of his wife instead of doing all that other crap he's been up to since he's been in office, this country (and a bunch of other ones too) would be a LOT better off."