This morning, John overheard two girls chatting away at Panera. One said to the other, "So, in Tampa? They have these huge caterpillars? That fall on you." But when he retold the story to me, I heard that Tampa had huge caterpillars that follow you. As in, caterpillars that try to follow you home. I was so close to driving to Tampa just to find caterpillars that would follow me around the city for awhile! *sigh*

I'd like to buy a ham. An unsmoked, uncooked ham. But you can't buy that here in Gainesville. At least, not that I've found. Everything is either smoked (in various ways), smoked and spiral cut, smoked and unspiral cut, or otherwise fully cooked. Am I mistaken in thinking that it is possible to purchase an uncooked, unsmoked ham? Or is it just not possible in the great state of Florida? OR is it, not unlike the Fountain of Youth (which I hear is in Miami), simply unattainable?