Nightmares and error messages
I can always tell when I'm stressed out because I get nightmares and I can always tell when John is stressed out because he talks in his sleep. Last night, our two worlds collided at 4 am.
Me (still half-asleep and yelling): I had a nightmare. I had a nightmare!
John (still half-asleep): I'm sorry-- did you get an error message?
Me (more awake now, and confused): You're dreaming out loud, go back to sleep.
John (more awake now and equally confused): Didn't you just tell me you had a nightmare?
Me: Yes.
John: Well, did you get an error message?
Me: ..... No. No, I didn't.
John: Oh, good. *snore*



