Miz Gwant!
This story comes to me thirdhand, from my friend Amy who heard it from her cousin Jay. It's a true story. Those who are easily offended will want to pass this one over.
Jay, a teacher at a high school in Wichita, Kansas, was having a conversation with Mrs. Grant, the special ed teacher at that school, about a recent trip she made to McDonalds. She pulled up to the drive through, but because the line was so enormous and wasn't moving, she parked and went in. When she got inside, she heard a voice yelling, "Miz Gwant! Miz Gwaaant!" She looked to see who was shouting her name, and it turned out to be her deaf student. Who was working the drive-through. That wasn't moving an inch. Leave it to McDonalds to not think twice about putting a deaf employee on drive-through duty.