Before you start thinking things, let me clarify: it's our dog, not me. John and I went to the vet this morning to get Luke's ears checked and the vet immediately declared that Luke had a "raging yeast infection." I felt the subject line alone was blog-worthy.

Just as there is a Chick-fil-A down the road and on the way to campus, there is also a Shoney's. I am forever bewitched and bewildered by the sheer number and variety of buffets that they boast on their billboard. I think they must have an employee whose sole job it is to go outside and change the sign every couple of hours. Honestly, I've counted a breakfast buffet, an express buffet, a lunch buffet, a burger buffet, a seafood buffet, a homestyle buffet, and more. It's incredible! I have to wonder: do they change the food every couple of hours, or do they just change the sign and hope that nobody notices?