Break out the war drums; or, frog blogging

There is something very, very wrong with this state. I am, of course, speaking of my violent hatred for the flora and fauna of Florida. To be fair, the flora is okay. As long as it stays outside. But the fauna and I have issues. Witness: we have had frogs (yes, frogs PLURAL) in our shower every day for the past week. How are they getting in, you ask? Your guess is as good as mine. But I am about to declare war on the frogs and it won't be a pretty sight. Lizards, watch out: you're next.