Details have been removed to protect the odious!
The other day*, John and I were at an eating establishment and happened to see a colleague of his* eating with three elderly folks*. Said colleague is known to be rather annoying, so we wondered aloud how she* came to be eating with such an esteemed group. John posited that the reason was that the elderly folks, being elderly, weren't able to run away in time before she showed up at their table. And I think Darwin would have agreed with him!
*Note: These are the points at which the story has been altered.
Update, 9:30 pm: Those of you who live in Gainesville will know exactly who this person is.
Posted on October 27, 2005 6:44:29 PM EDT
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