I'm reading an article for class about alien abduction and race (stick with me here), and I came across this sentence: "If there is such a thing as UFO abduction discourse, that discourse has a lot of penises in it."

And I think I'm going to leave it at that.

I never realized, until this morning, the incredible physical similarities between Andrew Jackson and John Kerry. Both have almost ridiculously long faces, long noses, and long chins. Both have spectacularly sunken eyes. And both need to seriously reconsider the poufiness of their hair. Of course, Jackson is dead, so I really shouldn't be using the present tense for him. If I were grading this blog, I would take off points for that. But still: Andrew Jackson and John Kerry... there's a conspiracy theory in there somewhere, I can feel it.