Why I need a helmet
So, I have this bad cut on the tip of the middle finger on my right hand. The short story of how it happened is that I was making pancakes on Sunday morning and I cut myself. The long story is that after breakfast I was cleaning out the blender and tried to pry the blade assembly from the pitcher with my fingers. The entire time, I'm thinking "this is a bad idea, this is a bad idea." Right about then, the two pieces popped apart and my finger slipped onto one of the blades. And then a little voice in my head said, "Well, what did you think was going to happen???"
Honestly, I don't know how I've gotten this far in life.



