Smoking and driving

Lately I've noticed a lot of people smoking and driving, and I'm not talking cigarettes. There seems to be an abundance of weed-enthusiasts enjoying their habit whilst behind the wheel here in Gainesville. This is a phenomenon I've not seen anywhere else, and I lived in *Lawrence*, where certain KU professors have been known to make their own bongs, so mesmerized are they about that intoxicating plant. And it's not that I mind what these Gainesville-ians are doing; surely they should be able to do what they want. It's just that... they drive so SLOWLY! I honestly want to buy them a pizza somewhere so they'll stay off the road and out of my way. Driving around here is bad enough, after all!