Having a 90-pound dog is like...
Having a 90-pound dog is like owning a clumsy bully that you can't retaliate against. It's like giving commands in Norwegian to a deaf Japanese toddler, like having an elephant who is scared of mice, like having an energetic and curious 2-year-old giant who doesn't know how big he is.
Now I understand why one of the women at the rescue place wished us luck when we took him home the first day.



