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There's nothing quite like living in the South

Things that I will never get used to about living south of the Mason-Dixon line:
  1. "Sweet tea." Not tea with sweetener, no. Sweet tea. It's an entirely different animal.
  2. The flexibility with which people interpret traffic laws. And it's NOT just because there are lots of old people down here!
  3. Church signs and other religiously-based advertising. The sign in front of the church up the road has been a constant source of mirth for John and me, providing such gems as "If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out." And the other day we saw a sign for a lawn service, which read "Cuttin' sod while servin' God."
  4. The fact that they actually call Northerners "Yankees."
  5. Barking tree frogs.
  6. Boiled peanuts and other Southern cuisine.